Family Planning

When I tell you that I love you, I will look you in the eye. As I slowly slide the hanger up your thigh...

It's a bit mean, but I just can't keep from laughing.

And in song form:

(Comic via c&h)

I'm reading: Family Planning

Comic Saaaans!!

This probably appeals to the condescending hipster in all of us. I mean, everybody who doesn't think Helvetica is the greatest typeface ever can't be right in the head.
Jokes aside Comic Sans is pretty terrible. It probably will be the death of Western society.

(via Cyanide and Happiness)

I'm reading: Comic Saaaans!!